remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason



Client: Hey, can you get me the name and number of all the people that looked at our site? Need to get the sales staff on the phones.

Me: That’s not how the internet works. We can’t collect info unless they fill out the form.

Client: Can you just hack it to get all their info when the go to the site?

Me: Please call me so I can explain the internet.